So we're over at Aunt Laura's house for dinner and Jill and Sam are playing with Jill's water and Sam's fingers. Looks exciting! Jill is trying that old one-eyed Jedi mind trick on Sam, but as you can see from his expression, he's not buying it.

Then Mom decides to help out.

And then Sam spilled a poodle.
Maybe you had to be there. Or maybe alcohol was a factor.