Hat day in Hebron...no seriously

So here is Christmas! Yay!!!!

Christmas 2006

Family Christmas pictures

Here come presents...ATTACK!

Chilling at Christmas...before the presents!

Mickey fall down!

An update on the Letter "S"

A while back, on a particularly low day at the office, I po ted the finding of my exten ive Google re earch about the letter " ." ee here for a refre her. Well, will wonder never cea e. Apparently the letter " " i going out of tyle a we peak. Or a we read, I uppo e. There ha been a ignificant lo in the number of hit on the elected letter " " in the la t everal month . Here i the link to the newe t re ult .

Perhap I have omehow contributed to the demi e of thi " uppo edly" important ibilant. Or maybe individual are ju t no longer intere ted in thi poor, u ele letter. Well, ju t o you know, if it' omehow my fault, you can ki my a !

Silly lumber joke

A guy walks into Lowe's and tells the lumber guy, "I need to get some 2x4's." Okay says the guy, "how long do you need them?" "I dunno," he says, "Lemme check." He gets on his cell phone and calls his boss. When he gets off the phone he says, "We're gonna need them a long time. We're building a garage."

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Scrunchy face collection...

...I couldn't help it! Every time I say "scrunchy face Sam!" he gives me this look. It's hysterical I tell ya!




 

What? I don't freakin believe it!

Hey! The Redskins scored! Cool!

 

A very clever joke for the musically inclined...

An Upscale Bar: C, E-flat and G entered a bar. The bartender said, "Sorry, I don't serve minors." The E-flat left and the C and G had an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth was diminished and the G was out flat. An F entered and tried to augment the situation but was not sharp enough. A D entered and excused himself to the bathroom, saying, "I'll just be a second." An A entered but the bartender wasn't convinced that this relative of C was not a minor. Then the bartender noticed a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar. He exclaimed, "Get out, right now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." The next night the E-flat returned to the bar in a 3-piece suit. The bartender said, "You're looking sharp tonight. This could be a major development." This was the case, when the E-flat took off the suit and everything else to stand there au natural. Eventually, the C sobered up and realized in horror that he was under a rest. He was brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and was sentenced to ten years of D.S. without the possibility of a Coda. On appeal, he was found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, because the accusation was bassless. The bartender decided he needed a rest--and closed the bar.