Groan

A social worker asks a colleague: "What time is it?"

The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."

The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."

Willis

This is Sam's "Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis?" look.

Doesn't he seem to be saying that he is so much smarter than you, that it is just pointless to argue?

The sad part is, he might be right.
 

Founders

I found these two guys...I think they must be the founders of the "Wacky Smile Club." I'm sure I have evidence of a larger general membership. I'll keep you posted. (Ha ha, that's blogging humor!)

 

Someone's got it....

...and someone doesn't.

See if you can figure it out.

 

Sam quotes

I know I've posted up here some of the funny stuff Sam has said before. Well, he's still always talking about "up-sleeve" and "down-sleeve" shirts and now to that he's added "up-pants" and "down-pants."

A couple of days ago he had a bit of a runny nose and he asked me for a "nose napkin" so he could wipe it. That cracked me up. A nose napkin.

Hayley contributed also today. There is a very neat little spring-blooming plant called Phlox. I know you've seen it even if you don't know it's name. Hayley does know the name, but apparently not how it's spelled. She asked me if we could just put "one Phlock over there." I said, "whatever the Phlock you want honey."

The Capri-Sun Gang

Sam's a big fan of the twins!
 
 

Finished project...

Sam's backyard swing is finally finished and now he's enjoying it!
 
 
 

The big fight

Pink kitty and Mickey were having a "discussion" about who would get to wake Sam up from his nap.

I won.

 

The election process explained

Finally someone has figured out how to explain all this in simple terms.

Driving lessons

So I caught Danpa behaving in a silly manner. He didn't believe the cars handled in a realistic manner though. I don't know what he's talking about. I routinely run my truck into trees and light posts with absolutely zero damage.
 

And then Sam wanted to try. Poor kid. First he couldn't see over the steering wheel..
 
 
...and then he couldn't reach the pedals.

I was the same way until I was about 13.
 

Pictures of...not Sam!

But, Sam did take the pictures. All on his own.

Really.

 
 

Sam's New Guitar

 

The Whole Fam Damily

 
 

Sam's New Swing!

 
 
 

Just to keep you honest

Anyone remember this guy?

All I recall is that is was really early in the morning (5:30ish) and Sam got up. Since I had to get up any minute then, I just got up early and took him downstairs and put him in his bouncy-thing. I was really pissed to lose that last 1/2 hour of sleep.

But then he started in with all this, and I just plain forgot to be mad!

It's certainly a nice trip down memory lane for me.

 
 
 
 

Mean Kitty Song!

What fun! It's a cute video dedication to Sparta the kitty. Catchy tune too!

Simon's Cat

As the title implies, here are two very funny cartoons about a guy named Simon and his cat. Make sure you have the volume on, because the cat is funny!

The first is called "Cat-Man-Do"


And the next is called "Let Me In"

Comments?

Comments on the new layout? I think the text font size is easier to read. I guess I'll get used to the rest later.

Sleeping too fast

Every night after Sam goes to bed we usually hear him running around upstairs, and after a while, one of us will go upstairs and grab him and put him back to bed. Sometimes he will just sit at the top of the stairs and call to us or rattle the gate.

After two or three times of this, I'll go up and threaten to lock his door if he comes out of his room again. That usually works like a charm.

Last night, however, when he came out of his room for the third time, I stood at the bottom of the stairs and told him very sternly that he'd better get his butt back in bed unless he wanted me to come up and put him in bed and lock his door.

He told me couldn't go to bed then because his mouth hurt. Naturally I asked him why.

He said it got hurt because he "was sleeping too fast."

I'm still trying to puzzle that one out!

Strange genes

Whatever it is that's going on with Sam is really weird. I was confused about it for while. Like, we'll be sitting down to dinner and all of a sudden Sam's whole head just turns into a blur. And I'm not talking about after he's eaten candy or anything like that. It'll really freak you out. I was just starting to get worried enough to call the doctor about it, but then Mom did it too.

 

I guess it must run in the family.

 

I'll hunt through my archives and see if there are any other family members afflicted with this disease. I guess we'll have to name it too. I'm open for suggestions...