So Sam was hangin with his homeys tonight while they looted the neighborhood. We had an infant Spider, Bob the Builder, a poor sad-sap Redskins fan, a Vampire, and a Princess. Quite a crowd.
Sam, after he heard that every house would now be handing out candy to anyone who rang the bell and said "trick or treat!":
"You mean, all I have to do is say trick or treat and they give me candy?" "Yes, Sam, that's true." "Suckers!!!!"
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