Maybe you shouldn't order cakes over the phone.

So I got this story emailed to me from Rob, and I just had to pass it on.

Okay, so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?'
Customer: 'Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'
Walmart Employee: 'What you want on the cake?'
Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne ' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

Now scroll down and check the picture.

















Sad but true - this actually happened.

Now THIS is funny!

Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies

WASHINGTON—Authorities expect the shortage to subside by April, but until then, urge citizens to skip shy the rickshaw until the flypaper marigolds can waterfall.

Fun quote for the day

So I'm down here on vacation and stumbled on this quote that seems just absolutely perfect. So I'll share it with my undivided audience of 3 (or maybe 4). It's by some guy named Patrick Young.

Yeah, I don't know who he is either.

"The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it."

Bad Day at the Office

If you've got 4 minutes to kill, this is worth it. Don't forget to turn on the speakers!

glumbert - Bad Day at the Office

Two beers from the basement please.

You need to click the thumbnail. It's a small picture. It's worth it. Really.

For Jill and Dad!

Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

MAPLEWOOD, MO—"It is beginning to appear that any long-term solution may have to involve deployment of the disciplinary squirt bottle," said one U.N. investigator.

Before and after

The big "birdhouse" before...
 

...and after!